GOOD
Savoy guests London hotel fishes shopping trolleys and litter from the Thames to restore view made famous by Monet.
Philanderers Story that Blair planned to outlaw the use of aliases by hotel guests proved to be an April Fool's spoof.
Smoothies Downing fruit and veg drinks said to boost men's sperm count.
Dress codes Le Monde hotel in Edinburgh turns away ex-EastEnders star Alex Ferns (Scottish wife-beater Trevor Morgan) for wearing trainers.
BAD
BK, Maccy-Dees, Yum!, Sodexho and Compass Efforts to combat unhealthy diets branded by City University as "by and large, pathetic".
Jumeirah Carlton Tower Health and safety laws prevent 1m-high gold leaf chocolate egg made in its kitchen being given away to kids' charity.
UK tourism OECD says our figures have slumped further since 1998 than any other major country.
Cream teas Teapot sales plummet by 62% in five years, according to supermarket study.
Jean-Christophe Novelli Latest scramble for TV exposure sees him retrace route of air-crash survivors in the Andes.