Dim the lights, get the bubbly on ice and put Barry White on the stereo - Valentine's Day is just a month away, and we incurable old romantics at Caterer want to hear your mushiest, most syrupy stories.
Has a hotel guest ever ordered a bath full of Champagne, or has a diner requested a thousand roses at table? In no more than 150 words, tell us the dreamiest, most enchanting - or plain bizarre - request you've ever had at your hotel, restaurant or bar.
For the first entry out of the hat, we're offering dinner and an overnight stay for two at the Vineyard at Stockcross, at Berkshire, courtesy of Villeroy & Boch.
Send your entries to Valentine Competition, Caterer & Hotelkeeper, Quadrant House, The Quadrant, Sutton, Surrey SM2 5AS, or e-mail us at chot@rbi.co.uk. The competition closes at 5pm on Friday 23 January.