GOOD WEEK

Jamie Swaps Greenwich for LA to throw an Oscars dinner party bash.

High blood pressure Lords battle to stop Government reducing salt content of Stilton.

Upstanding citizens Domino's Pizza founder sets up £250m porn-free Catholic town in the USA called Ave Maria.

Ageing chocoholics Dutch survey finds that old men who scoff it every day live longer.

Red wine guzzlers More good news - high fibrous content proved to be healthy.

BAD WEEK

British American Tobacco Thoughtfully urges other countries not to follow UK smoking ban.

Dating couples Dans le Noir? restaurant, where diners eat in the dark, opens in London's Clerkenwell.

Maccy-Dees Closes 25 UK restaurants as people flock to sandwich bars and cafés.

Tessa Jowell Licensing head only just clings on to her job.

Wetherspoon's Backtracks on "principled" stand against smoking and halts smoke-free rollout.