Good week
- Cab drivers - Andrew Turner will give you a free breakfast at the Bentley on 18 June.
- Patrick Swayze - website Popbitch claims that while staying in a Kingston-Upon-Thames hotel recently, he helped staff apprehend a drunk guest who was walking round nude.
- London - could get its own Thames-side beach.
- Ice-cream vans - we all scream for ice-cream when it's hot.
Bad week
- David Duchovny - Dorchester staff say they were twice called to unblock his toilet while he stayed there, claims Popbitch.
- Pretty Portuguese waitresses - banned from the England team's hotel bar for fear of wandering hands.
- England and sport - football and rugby. We say no more.
- Cadbury's - new Strawberry Dream bar is synthetic and overly sweet. Avoid.