Ridiculous story of the day (well, apart from Jose Mourinho escaping from Stamford Bridge in a laundry basket) is about the nutter who walked in to a Zizzi's restaurant and, ahem, removed his crown jewels
One would assume that he had a stiff drink before carrying out such an act, although many would argue that it took a lot of balls to do what he did.
Awful puns aside, you have to question what Zizzi's - part of Gondola Holdings - did to deserve this? A more inoffensive high street operator you'll struggle to find.
Perhaps the managers could have used one of its famous wood-oven fires to dispose of the aftermath.
