Journalists have been known to get the odd perk every now and again, but no flash bedroom or brimming goody bag can beat the recent treatment I experienced at the World Travel and Tourism Council Summit in Lisbon on Friday.
To be fair the VIP treatment was not laid on for us hacks, but for the significantly more important 600 other delegates such as Stelios, Andy Cosslett, Ed Fuller, Sarmad Zok and many political big wigs from all over the world.
So, slightly jaded as we all were after the first day of the conference, thrashing out issues of the moment, we wandered from the conference centre to our coaches to return us to our hotels for a quick spruce up before the gala dinner.
As we sat on a full coach, waiting to leave for over ten minutes, some folks started getting a little annoyed at the delay, this was after all, cutting into our valuable half an hour free time - the only time that day.
However all was soon explained as eight seriously well equipped uniformed police motorcyclists turned up to escort us through the Lisbon rush hour. So there we sat, careering past confused Lisbonites, as the bikes stopped traffic, parted jams and broke red lights to get us to our dinner on time.
Very impressive.
Can you imagine that happening in London? Call the Met police, there's a bus load of Dutch tourists that need to get to Mamma Mia on time!
Just goes to show what can happen when the Prime Minister of the host country attends your conference. Certainly gets the wheels in motion.