Hilton’s Doubletree has come to the UK – quick we need an event to mark the launch!
"Well, there’s trees in the name and everyone’s obsessed with being green and sustainability these days."
Excellent
"And Doubletree is part of the Hilton family and you get family trees."
Sounds good, keep going
"So, families often show affection for each other with a hug."
Like it, like it
"So let’s get some tree huggers hugging trees in army fatigues…"
Brilliant. What was that last bit about the army? No, nevermind. Right, now we have to come up for something for Red Roof Inns…
"Well, there’s roofs…."