When I broke my leg six months ago, the Guardian newspaper suggested that I was accident-prone. "Prone" is hardly the word for someone capable of injuring himself in a way that took the skills of a world-class surgeon, Mr Richard Keys, plus the best efforts of a great physiotherapist, David Healy, to finally get me back into the kitchen only last week.
Each day I undergo four hours of combined torture including 30 minutes on the bike, 30 minutes of steps (enough to kill anyone even in good health), an hour of stretching and weights, and two hours of walking, putting 80% of my weight on the injured leg - and it's hell - and certainly not a romantic stroll.
David, a tall, strong, taciturn Australian, takes over from the machines: he throws the little Frenchman onto the massage table, and he pulls, stretches and twists my broken ankle; then he flips me over like a French pancake and buries his fingers into the various muscle groups. Oh my God, it hurts, I tell him. David: "Yeah mate, it will." I ask him if he knows the word "empathy"? A long silence is followed by the monosyllable "Nope." Them I remind David - that my goal is to get back to my kitchen, that I have many other deadlines, that my life can't be dedicated exclusively to physiotherapy, and that I have no ambition to become a paraplegic decathlon athlete.)
The day I at last got back into the kitchen, I completely forgot I was still using one stick. I felt the elation of being back in this wonderful, familiar space, with the familiar faces of Gary, Benoit, Carl and all the others. When you go through that door, the smell hits you first, the fragrance of sweetness, and the savoury aromas of browning reactions, and then that, strong kitchen light over the work surfaces, a light for cooking, shimmering over the shiny smooth stainless steel full of hard angles.
Each day I undergo four hours of combined torture including 30 minutes on the bike, 30 minutes of steps (enough to kill anyone even in good health), an hour of stretching and weights, and two hours of walking, putting 80% of my weight on the injured leg - and it's hell - and certainly not a romantic stroll.
David, a tall, strong, taciturn Australian, takes over from the machines: he throws the little Frenchman onto the massage table, and he pulls, stretches and twists my broken ankle; then he flips me over like a French pancake and buries his fingers into the various muscle groups. Oh my God, it hurts, I tell him. David: "Yeah mate, it will." I ask him if he knows the word "empathy"? A long silence is followed by the monosyllable "Nope." Them I remind David - that my goal is to get back to my kitchen, that I have many other deadlines, that my life can't be dedicated exclusively to physiotherapy, and that I have no ambition to become a paraplegic decathlon athlete.)
The day I at last got back into the kitchen, I completely forgot I was still using one stick. I felt the elation of being back in this wonderful, familiar space, with the familiar faces of Gary, Benoit, Carl and all the others. When you go through that door, the smell hits you first, the fragrance of sweetness, and the savoury aromas of browning reactions, and then that, strong kitchen light over the work surfaces, a light for cooking, shimmering over the shiny smooth stainless steel full of hard angles.
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